Avast, ye mateys
It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
"International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) was created in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Albany, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate."
Did ye' know that Krispy Kreme promises "Any swashbuckling guest who talks like a pirate will receive one free Original Glazed doughnut, while fans who dress like a pirate will receive one dozen Original Glazed doughnuts."
Here at ESS, we be takin' this tide very seriously!
How will ye be celebratin' today?